Did the Plenvu prep, I have done so many from the phosposada, to the gallon jug, the pills and everything in between. This was the worse
The taste is vile I believe the base is garbage water ( when they compress the garbage sometimes liquid spills out at least in new york) not regular garbage water it must be from a human and animal waste nuclear power plant, then they add the normal horrible salty laxative, then for flavor I think it was some type of chemical tropical fruit, the second was fruit punch produced in hell.
Plenvu please feel free to use the above for your advertising
With all medicine can do why can’t we have a prep that doesn’t make you want to vomit?
Why does it have to have the salt water from hell taste
Its almost time to leave home and I am still pooping yellow water
The new doc is in the city and I live in queens, must decide to take a uber and risk assaulting the poor drive or take the subway and poop on it. Decide I probably would not be the only one pooping on the subway. Some how I make it without incident, wearing my big girl depends and extra paper towels for extra protection.
Being naked under the gown while wearing a mask is very unnerving, thank you covid.
Wake up in recovery, drooling on my mask, yuck
Doc never comes to see me, at first they said he was still doing a procedure
All the usual stuff eventually dressed and ready to go I am still waiting, its been an hour since I woke up, other people who came after me are leaving
I try not to worry, it doesn’t work. I figure the doc is calling someone else to schedule surgery tomorrow just like last time
Eventually the doc comes over all serious and worried….o shit I think
He starts with this was not the outcome I expected.
Everything is fine
I ask what do you mean?
He answers because your cancer was so aggressive and since its been so long since your least colonoscopy ( was supposed to be summer 2019 , my brother’s cancer and covid made it impossible to have the colonoscopy till now) I expected a very different outcome.
Doc says everything is great, he can see the resection (healed very well) , no polyps , nothing wrong, no new fistula nothing unusual all is great.
Don’t even need to see him every year to check for a new fistula unless I have a problem
Next colonoscopy 3 to 5 years, when I asked what he preferred he said 3 years.
I will definitely go back in 3 years
We joked about what will happen in 3 years and hope we can see each other’s faces them
i had my 15 year anniversary on June 6
Of course I was worried I had cancer again
Am so happy to hear everything is great
Thanks for listening