susie0915 wrote:I am using suprep for the second time for my 3 year colonoscopy in October.
natelaugh wrote:I read that in Asia and Europe no med is used.
annieliz wrote:I am supposed to have a flex sig on Wednesday to see if the chemo is shrinking my tumor, but they haven't called to tell me that I have to prep in any way. I'm pretty sure that based on how I am feeling that the tumor is indeed shrinking. Fingers crossed.
Burning Ring of Fire
My butt, is a burning thing
and it makes my sphincter sting
fueled by the preppin’ fire
I feel like my BUTT’s on fire...
My butt is a burning ring of fire
I push down, down, down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns
the ring of fire
my butt's on fire.
The prep for scope's complete
I'm parked on the toilet seat
thought at first that it was mild
BUTT Ohhhh my guts went wild..
My butt burn’s causin' my insanity
Calmoseptin didn't work for me
pain went down, down, down
to my lower G-I-T
the ring of fire
my butt's on fire.
The ring of fire.
( by CRguy, with respect and apologies to the great Johnny Cash )
"Till they're found"
People keep on preppin'
doctors keep on scopin'
homies keep on hopin'
until the curse is gone
clubbers keep on sharing
givers keep on carin'
friends keep bewarin'
until the curse is gone
gotta tell the people its never to late
start looking for the polyps that be dealt on your plate
so glad I found 'em and gottem' right out
gonna keep on tryin'
till every one of them is FOUND
- CRguy
“Scopin' Prep”
what goes in, must come out
preppin’ day makes my butt a spout
talkin’ ‘bout the salad that I had last night
gut is rumblin’ loudly and my sphincter’s tight !
do you mind
that your own behind
is a topic of discussion
think it’s right
that by squeezing tight
you’ll avoid that repercussion?
what goes in, must come out
so you sit at home to crap and pout
talkin’ bout a scopin’
and you know one thing
clean out all your insides
and you just might WIN !
- CRguy
what goes In must come OUT
sometimes you feel like your butt's a spout !
sitting on the toilet is a preppin' thing
ride the porcelain altar
till the scope goes IN
do you mind that your own behind
is a cleaned out scoping' highway
doc says prep
so you do your best to clean the rest
and show him….. a colon .... that is clear !
- CRguy
" Preppin' and Scopin' "
wishin' and hopin'
and preppin' and scopin'
scannin' and plannin', our jitters away
won't let anxiexty stay.....
-CRguy
and SO this is ChristmASS
and what have we done
just preppin' and scopin'
to check UP your bum.
SO very merry prepping
and we hope you scope well
we don't need no others
to live in our hell.
and a very merry scoping
for YOUNG and for old
if YOU think there's a problem
FORGET what you're told
BECAUSE this is YOUR life
and nobody else
YOU gotta take brave steps
and look after yourself......
cancer's ......over
If we .........want it
cancer's .......over ......NOW !
-CRguy
Burning Ring of Fire
My butt, is a burning thing
and it makes my sphincter sting
fueled by the preppin’ fire
I feel like my BUTT’s on fire...
My butt is a burning ring of fire
I push down, down, down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns
the ring of fire
my butt's on fire.
The prep for scope's complete
I'm parked on the toilet seat
thought at first that it was mild
BUTT Ohhhh my guts went wild..
My butt burn’s causin' my insanity
Calmoseptin didn't work for me
pain went down, down, down
to my lower G-I-T
the ring of fire
my butt's on fire.
The ring of fire.
( by CRguy, with respect and apologies to the great Johnny Cash )
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