We Still Need to Laugh Resumed : 2019

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Re: We Still Need to Laugh Resumed : 2019

Postby Maggie Nell » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:15 am

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***Poonami Alert***
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Still Need to Laugh Resumed : 2019

Postby Maggie Nell » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:48 am

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Still Need to Laugh Resumed : 2019

Postby Lee » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:41 pm

Maggie Nell wrote:Image

***Poonami Alert***


Nothing like being out in a public restaurant, showing people some of these pictures, laughing so hard you are crying.

Totally AWESOME

Lee
rectal cancer - April 2004
46 yrs old at diagnoses
stage III C - 6/13 lymph positive
radiation - 6 weeks
surgery - August 2004/hernia repair 2014
permanent colostomy
chemo - FOLFOX
NED - 10 years and counting!

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Re: We Still Need to Laugh Resumed : 2019

Postby Maggie Nell » Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:19 am

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Still Need to Laugh Resumed : 2019

Postby Maggie Nell » Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:31 am

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Still Need to Laugh Resumed : 2019

Postby Maggie Nell » Fri Apr 26, 2019 8:42 am

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Still Need to Laugh Resumed : 2019

Postby Maggie Nell » Sat Apr 27, 2019 4:59 pm

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Hear ye, hear ye—there are just four episodes of Game of Thrones left, and the race to take the Iron Throne is heating up.
But who will end up in the hot seat come the finale?
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Still Need to Laugh Resumed : 2019

Postby Utwo » Sat Apr 27, 2019 8:03 pm

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https://driving.ca/ford/f-150/auto-news/news/saskatchewan-man-denied-vanity-plate-turns-tailgate-into-assman-billboard
Saskatchewan man denied vanity plate turns tailgate into ‘ASSMAN’ billboard

"David Assman (apparently it’s pronounced OSS-man) of Melville, Saskatchewan attempted to register a custom ‘ASSMAN’ plate but was denied by the province for its inclusion of the word ASS, which contravenes its ministry’s rules."
58 yo male at diagnosis: T1bN0M0, 0/15 nodes, low grade/moderately differentiated adenocarcinoma
03/2016 colonoscopy #1: 2 small polyps removed in left colon; CEA = 1.3
04/2016 colonoscopy #2: caecum sessile 3.5 cm polyp piecemeal removed with kind of clear margins
05/2016 "prophylactic" laparoscopic right hemicolectomy - bleeding, leak, infection
06/2017 CT scan, colonoscopy OK; CEA = 1.6
A lot of funny stuff discovered by CT scans in liver, kidney, lungs, arteries, gallbladder and a lymph node

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Re: We Still Need to Laugh Resumed : 2019

Postby Maggie Nell » Fri May 03, 2019 6:53 pm

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Still Need to Laugh Resumed : 2019

Postby Maggie Nell » Sat May 04, 2019 3:24 pm

Last month came news that Houdini's New York brownstone had sold.
This is the first time the house has changed hands in 27 years. [...]

Over the past year, Houdini fans everywhere held their collective breaths.
Who would buy the house and what would they do with it? [...]

As for any ghosts, well, the wife is a cancer immunology researcher and she says,

"The only supernatural forces I believe in is the magic of the immune system making cancer disappear."




https://www.wildabouthoudini.com/2018/0 ... rving.html
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Still Need to Laugh Resumed : 2019

Postby Maggie Nell » Tue May 07, 2019 2:18 am

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Still Need to Laugh Resumed : 2019

Postby Maggie Nell » Tue May 07, 2019 7:18 pm

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
_______________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.


_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?


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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.

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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.


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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Still Need to Laugh Resumed : 2019

Postby macpudd » Tue May 07, 2019 9:31 pm

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a present?
Thanks I'll never part with it.


Hear about the new restauraunt called Karma.
Theres no menu but you get what you deserve.

Got my adult daughter a fridge for her birthday.
Cant wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Dx 10/13/2014 right hemicolectomy 10/15/2014 pT4b N0 M0
Folfox x12 from Dec 2014 to July 2015
01/16/18 tonic seizure hospital admission
01/17/18 ct and mri 2cm tumor on left side of brain
commenced anti epileptic and steroids and
insulin.
01/25/18 brain craniotomy 80% of tumour removed pathology says gbm4
6 weeks of rad and Temodar chemo and then 6 monthly cycles of Temodar
MRI in Oct no tumor growth
Mri Jan 2019 tumour growth Feb Pet scan tumour up to 6cm, no surgery, starting Avastin

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Re: We Still Need to Laugh Resumed : 2019

Postby Maggie Nell » Wed May 15, 2019 1:02 am

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Re: We Still Need to Laugh Resumed : 2019

Postby Maggie Nell » Wed May 15, 2019 1:04 am

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX


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