Aren't the painkillers great? Always post when you're high because the 'vets' can tell and it's fun to read!
Undergoing a right hemicolectomy and losing six inches of your large intestine is not minor; this is YOUR body, it
can't regrow that bit - that's major! We're not geckos!!
Don't forget to play the I-just-had-major-abdominal-surgery card to get out of everything housework, lifting and
tipping the pizza delivery boy.
May the pathology results confirm the colonoscopy expectation of a stage I-II neoplasm.