Well, I'm in the emergency room. Today was Not. A. Good. Day!!
I decided to try horseback riding which is something I haven't done for years. Last time was when I went to the High Country Mountain Festival in Mansfield back...um...
late last century....I digress. Anyway, not as young as I used to be and Bright Idea turned out to be a big bloody mistake!
So I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. Then this
bloody horse makes a sudden jerk and rears up, and I was about to go arse-over-turkey, except my foot got caught in the stirrup. The horse kept bucking
and running, and was dragging me and wouldn't stop and I'm thinking that I haven't done the dishes and there's some things in my bedside drawer that I don't want
aunty Flo and uncle Andy to find (if you catch my drift)....in a nutshell, my life is flashing before my eyes...
Thank goodness the manager of the grocery store came out and unplugged the machine. But then he had the nerve to take the rest of my gold coins,
so I wouldn't attempt to drive the Batmobile, AND he told me to stay away from the handicap carts. Jerk.