The Colon Club

meep meep...

Halloween is coming........great idea for a cake...but that's just me!

Eastern Quoll (native 'cat' of aussie)

Sorry ...
I am with Toto ....

altho' June Cleaver had a good point there ...

and YES ... this topic IS most welcome
hilarious, irreverant and .... EFFIN' NEEDED !!!!

WORD

Harmony sista'
CR

Brownies be coming in at Type 3 on the Bristol Stool Chart.....like a sausage but with cracks on its surface


Laying some Kenny on y'all

I woke up this morning with the sundown shining in
I found my mind in a brown paper bag within
I tripped on a cloud and fell-a eight miles high
I tore my mind on a jagged sky
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3z6qjM4chw

Hey, I remember that song, just had no idea it was Kenny Rogers.
I'll be using those lyrics when I register with the nurse on Monday for the review of my PET scan results - " I just dropped in to see what condition my condition is in"

https://www.truebluepoo.com.au/
PROUDLY AUSTRALIAN

We understand that tourists want to take home a unique and true blue (which means ‘real’) piece of Australia, not those small fluffy animals that are made in some other country.

After combining our unique Australian animals, aboriginal culture and our crazy sense of humor – we have created our edible Australian animal poo range, an Australian-made souvenir like no other.


Note: Wombat poo is cube-shaped so it doesn't roll off
the logs or rocks of where it's placed. True dat!

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?'

The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'
'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.

Cute Mo!