We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

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Maggie Nell
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Thu Aug 09, 2018 12:32 am

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:15 am

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:51 pm

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:53 pm

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby rtcasper » Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:42 am

Little Johnny sat in class. The teacher asked "If there are 3 birds on a wire and you shoot one, how many are left?"
Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 0, cause the other 2 would fly away."
"Well Johnny," the teacher replied. "The correct answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Johnny said, "Let me ask you a question. There are 3 women sitting in an ice cream parlor with ice cream cones, 1 is licking her ice cream, the other is biting her ice cream and the third is sucking her ice cream. Which one of these women is married?"
The teacher was very nervous but finally responded, "I don't know Johnny, the one sucking her ice cream."
Johnny smiled and nodded. "Actually it's the one with a ring on her finger.......but I like the way you think."
By the glory, by the grace, by the strength of God, I will be made whole.

43-M
Aug 3, 18-colonoscopy, 5cm mass 12cm from AV rectal cancer
Aug 16-MRI
Aug 17-CT,chest and pelvis
CEA-.99-likely not a good marker
Clinical DX-T2/T3n1 -3cm mass, 13.5 from AV-might be colon? - let surgeon make determination
5 days radiation, surgery 2 weeks later, followed by chemo
Sept 10-14 radiation
Sept 25-CR lap surgery, temp loop ileostomy
Oct 2-stage T1N0M0

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:53 am

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby peanut_8 » Sat Aug 18, 2018 12:49 pm

My friend says to me: "what rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"

I just found out I was colour blind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

My dogs tail fell off last week, so I took him to walmart. I heard they're one of the biggest retailers in the world.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of underwear?
In case they get a hole in one.

The lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life"
But John came fifth and won a toaster
Terri aka peanut
diagnosed Jan 14, RC stage 2a, age 56
permanent colostomy
MSS
April 14, 28 chemo/rad with Xeloda
June 14 adjuvant Xeloda 6 rounds
currently NED

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Sun Aug 19, 2018 6:59 am

Dayum, peanut, I'm never going to be able to look at a toaster again. :roll: :lol:


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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby peanut_8 » Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:06 am

:mrgreen:
Terri aka peanut
diagnosed Jan 14, RC stage 2a, age 56
permanent colostomy
MSS
April 14, 28 chemo/rad with Xeloda
June 14 adjuvant Xeloda 6 rounds
currently NED

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:33 pm

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Mon Aug 20, 2018 4:25 am

A blastfart from the past............

You know you’ve had a colon resection if…
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=7724

-when you have gas the dog walks out of the room
-When your friend's 3 year old tells you her baby sister pooped all over herself that morning, you say, "Me too!!"
- if you go to the doc and don't expose your chest or butt you feel cheated

Fifty Ways to Leave Your Cancer
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=5444&p=41454#p41454

Try a new scan, Stan
A 5fu pack, Jack
A little more oxi, Roxie
Just listen to me

You need a new med, Ted
A clinical trial, Kyle
You don't have to progress, Les
Just get yourself free
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:55 pm

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:19 pm

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Thu Aug 23, 2018 6:12 pm

Just 18 weeks until Christmas......... :mrgreen:


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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:55 pm

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX


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