The Colon Club

Maggie Nell wrote:

Ha!

Far be it from me to puncture the extreme seriousness with which Norwegian black metal musicians take their art,
but if you squint at this cover it looks a little like he's hugging a large white teddy bear. ~ Anonymouse

Did you hear about the magic tractor?...... It went down the road and turned into a field .......

A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, “I’ve not seen you for a while.” The man replies, “Yes, I’ve been ill.”

Did you hear about the farmer who won the Nobel prize for agriculture........He was outstanding in his own field.......

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to an attractive lady.

He gives her a glance and then casually looks down at his watch.

The woman notices and asks, "is your date running late?"

"Nope." he replies. "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

When you tell a Coronary ICU nurse to hang the Christmas Garland.



Off to put a garland on my front door in the shape of a colon.......

The world needs more Venn diagrams.

Nice one, peanut! Always love me some vesica piscis especially today as I just learned
about the Air Guitar Championships that are held annually in doorway-to-Hel, Oulu Finland
each August. Who knew??!!