Then again ..... there are some quasi non-PC jokes from years gone by :
two golfers had been going out every week, for the past 20 years
they had never missed a game !!!
they are out on the 14th hole ready to tee off.
first guy slices badly and curses a mean streak
turning the air BLUE !!!!
his partner laughs and gets ready to tee off ... BUTT
all of a sudden a long funeral procession of limos drives along the road next to the golf course.
the golfer takes off his hat and stands silently until the cars have passed
Then puts on his cap and tees off with a great green shot
His buddy says to him " sorry man, if I'd known you were so religious I would not have sworn like that."
" That's Ok buddy, she was a good wife for 30 years, it was the least I could do. "
HOWEVER ... we do need to hear more about the Labradors and underwear
YES I am now thinking this topic SHOULD be rated " R "
No, not restricted ... R = READ at your own peril