We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Utwo » Tue Oct 30, 2018 7:32 am

When I noticed this statue, my first association was that it was a monument to missing parts of colon. :(

What do you believe is an official explanation for this piece of art located in Calgary, Alberta?

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58 yo male at diagnosis: T1bN0M0, 0/15 nodes, low grade/moderately differentiated adenocarcinoma
03/2016 colonoscopy #1: 2 small polyps removed in left colon; CEA = 1.3
04/2016 colonoscopy #2: caecum sessile 3.5 cm polyp piecemeal removed with kind of clear margins
05/2016 "prophylactic" laparoscopic right hemicolectomy - bleeding, leak, infection
06/2017 CT scan, colonoscopy OK; CEA = 1.6
A lot of funny stuff discovered by CT scans in liver, kidney, lungs, arteries, gallbladder and a lymph node

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Tue Oct 30, 2018 11:55 pm

I reckon the 'official' explanation for that piece of tube could be a warning to people who illegally
park in the disabled parking spaces: this is your SUV repurposed.... :twisted:


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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Tue Oct 30, 2018 11:58 pm

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Thu Nov 01, 2018 10:13 am

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for ileo-colic intussusception.
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby peanut_8 » Fri Nov 02, 2018 6:16 pm

A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly!" said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, "I just need one more copy."
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Sat Nov 03, 2018 4:45 am

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for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:39 am

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35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:26 am

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These mutts are so ahead of the game with the size, shape, texture and colour of what they're going to be
leaving grandma in her slippers...
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for ileo-colic intussusception.
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:15 am

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When you're trying to take a mysterious-looking, dating-site selfie, but some a-hole decides to photobomb it.

Image credit: Tori Behr, Flickr https://bit.ly/2DCKgPJ
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby justin case » Sat Nov 17, 2018 6:21 pm

peanut_8 wrote:A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly!" said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, "I just need one more copy."

Ha!
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Tue Nov 20, 2018 6:38 am

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35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby peanut_8 » Wed Nov 21, 2018 4:40 pm

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:57 am

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35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby Maggie Nell » Thu Nov 22, 2018 6:10 pm

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour, incidental finding following emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here: Reloaded 2018

Postby peanut_8 » Fri Nov 23, 2018 2:29 pm

not sure if this is the right thread for this scientific study regarding ingesting and retrieval of Legos. :shock: :shock:

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs ... /jpc.14309

butt it made me chuckle
female, diagnosed Jan 14, RC stage 2a, age 56
MSS
April 14, 28 chemo/rad with Xeloda
June 14 adjuvant Xeloda 6 rounds
currently NED


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