Simulate French joke:
Two cat are having a boat race.
The first cat: one two three
And the second cat: un deux trios.
Which cat won?
One two three because un deux trios quatre cinq
female, diagnosed Jan 14, RC stage 2a, age 56
April 14, 28 chemo/rad with Xeloda
June 14 adjuvant Xeloda 6 rounds