Little Johnny sat in class. The teacher asked "If there are 3 birds on a wire and you shoot one, how many are left?"
Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 0, cause the other 2 would fly away."
"Well Johnny," the teacher replied. "The correct answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Johnny said, "Let me ask you a question. There are 3 women sitting in an ice cream parlor with ice cream cones, 1 is licking her ice cream, the other is biting her ice cream and the third is sucking her ice cream. Which one of these women is married?"
The teacher was very nervous but finally responded, "I don't know Johnny, the one sucking her ice cream."
Johnny smiled and nodded. "Actually it's the one with a ring on her finger.......but I like the way you think."
By the glory, by the grace, by the strength of God, I will be made whole.
Aug 3, 18-colonoscopy, 5cm mass 12cm from AV rectal cancer
Aug 17-CT,chest and pelvis
CEA-.99-likely not a good marker
Clinical DX-T2/T3n1 -3cm mass, 13.5 from AV-might be colon? - let surgeon make determination
Sept 10-14 radiation
Sept 25-CR lap surgery, temp loop ileostomy
Oct 2-path stage pT1N0M0-no chemo recommended
Jan 8-stoma takedown