benben wrote:I fully understand.
Bottom line be Authentic and True to yourself. If you want to make a response to people by all means do!
health to all!
inorganic8 wrote:Ok, I am terrible. I admit it. But here's my rationalization: I am so tired of ....
I can't promise that I will never say any of these things, but I will try very hard not to.
Swirdfish wrote:I guess a large number of friends/family say a lot of dumb comments/suggestions because they want to help, they just don't know how.
Anyway I love this thread here's some comments I've received over the year.
Wife: You deserve Cancer. (Was after a small fight)
Wife: Don't worry you will be dead soon.
FIL: Your stupid and a fool for doing chemo. This weed that grows naturally anywhere can cure you. (Just finished watching Something about cancer. Didn't see him for a few hours. Guess was out looking for the specific weed)
FIL: Man, Just inject your tumour with Bi-Carb Soda. It will destroy it.
FIL: Send me a fingernail. The Rife machine will heal your cancer remotely.
Holistic Doctor: How can I help you. Looks into my eyes. (Iridology)
Me: Waits for ten seconds. I want him to tell me. Nothing happens so I said cancer.
Holistic Doctor: Of course you do. I know.
Holistic Doctor: No wonder he has cancer, he is riddled with Fungus. Worst I've seen. (Marmion)
Holistic Doctor: Take 6 of these tablets daily. Only we sell them. Do not ever come off them.
Wife to my Surgeon: Can we do a blood test for fungus.
Wife to surgeon: Why don't u inject bi-carb soda. You would be world famous for curing cancer. They have known this for years the pharma companies.
Anyway I could write a book (Title: I'm surrounded by dingbats). I do believe in the natural foods etc etc to help the immune system, and good foods can prevent cancer. But I just hate the complete wacky. People say the most bizarre odd things in times of need.
Keep this thread going, Makes me laugh.
Person: You know [Insert something here like carrots, green tea, cinnamon, broccoli, pomegranate juice, etc.] cures cancer.
Me: No, it doesn’t. Carrots do not cure cancer. Carrots have never cured cancer. Since the dawn of the universe itself, at absolutely no point in time have carrots ever cured cancer. EVER!
Person: But there’s a book by [some bonehead] about how she cured cancer by juicing carrots.
Me: Carrots do not cure cancer. Refer to previous tirade.
Person: But a friend of mind said that their friend cured their cancer with carrots.
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