Oh, the things people do sometimes.
A couple of weeks ago, there was a thread on Reddit, asking doctors. about the oddest thing they had seen crammed into someones posterior.
One of the stranger stories involved a gentleman who, for whatever reason, had stuck a whole frozen fish into his rectum.
Well, once the fish thawed out a bit, and he realized the scales were not conducive for retracting the fish, the paramedics were called. “NOT A DOCTOR BUT WORKED FOR AN AMBULANCE COMPANY.
Dude was found lying face down on his couch, completely naked, with a fish tail sticking out from between his cheeks. Firefighters and Paramedics were trying their best to not laugh. He never gave an excuse. All he said was… ‘it was frozen when it went in.’ LOL the fish thawed up his ass and the scales made it so he couldn’t pull it back out.
He ended up needing ass surgery to remove the fish.
Also to top it off like I said everyone was trying to be professional, but just before the ambulance doors closed to take him to the hospital one of the firefighters pokes his head in and said ‘next time don’t play with your food buddy.’ At this point no one can keep from laughing and everyone except the patient loses their composure. The patient tried to sue the ambulance company for not being professional but soon realized it would mean this entire incident would go public and changed his mind.”
Truth is stranger than fiction. WORD