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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 5:00 am
by AussieAssCancer
Hahaha I LOVE Cards Against Humanity!! There is a bar down the road from me that has a deck anyone can use and often on a Friday afternoon we head down there and have a few drinks and cause havoc playing CAH :D

Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:07 am
by Maggie Nell
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Holy Death
Death, dear to my heart,
Don’t abandon me, protect me,
And don’t let [fill in name here]
Have one moment of peace:
Keep him restless and bothered
With the thought of me always.
Amouse

Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:40 am
by Maggie Nell
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No comment.

Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:46 pm
by CatzinDJ
Some things I wish I knew:
•If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
•What's a question with no answer called?
•Why is a square meal served on round plates?
•Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
•If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
•Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:25 pm
by CatzinDJ
peanut_8 wrote:I just bought a thesaurus at the store, and brought it home to find out that all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.



:D copying and stealing for my Facebook page! LOL

Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2017 7:07 am
by Maggie Nell
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Medical Warning: This is not a Chiropractor and that chest hair has been photoshopped :shock:

Pinched from The Real Hoosewives of Glasgow City
Facebook page.

Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:50 am
by Maggie Nell
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:57 am
by Maggie Nell
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I love Lucy. :mrgreen:

Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:04 am
by Maggie Nell
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 9:55 am
by Maggie Nell
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King Arthur wants his Round Table back.....NOW...and in the same condition it was when he
last saw it! Geddit? Good.

Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 3:18 pm
by peanut_8
From the Nut family archive, thanks to Planet Earth II, the mating dance of the Andean flamingo.

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 3:45 pm
by peanut_8
Humorous reddit thread involving bathroom humor. Comments are hilarious.

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ ... literally/

selected comments...

I feel like you have had way too many close encounters of the turd kind if you have an acronym for it.
Picturing you as a 49 year old that got potty trained at age 24.
I'm shocked a man who drunkenly plays Pokemon and forgets he's shitting managed to find a spouse.

also including

heated discussion on preferred strategy for hygienic wiping...sitting v standing
personal note: who even knew standing was a possibility :shock:

Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 4:02 am
by Maggie Nell
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 6:41 pm
by justin case
peanut_8 wrote:Saw this posted on FB, by one of my very good Colon Talk friends

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Thanks, Mr. Case

When I say something here, it's usually censored, butt , I'm glad you found some of my humor ! 8)

Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 7:28 am
by Maggie Nell
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