We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

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Maggie Nell
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Thu Jun 15, 2017 10:04 am

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby peanut_8 » Thu Jun 15, 2017 10:17 am

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Terri aka peanut
diagnosed Jan 14, RC stage 2a, age 56
permanent colostomy
MSS
April 14, 28 chemo/rad with Xeloda
June 14 adjuvant Xeloda 6 rounds
currently NED

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It’s never too late to teach an old dog new tricks!

Postby Utwo » Thu Jun 15, 2017 12:05 pm

After a surgery I learned a few "new" skills:
- How to pee
- How to fart
- How to poop

It’s never too late to teach an old dog new tricks!
58 yo male at diagnosis - T1bN0, 0/15 lymph nodes, low grade/moderately differentiated adenocarcinoma
03/2016 colonoscopy #1: 2 small polyps removed in left colon; CEA = 1.3
04/2016 colonoscopy #2: caecum sessile 3.5 cm polyp piecemeal removed with kind of clear margins
05/2016 CT scan, blood test ...
05/2016 "prophylactic" laparoscopic right hemicolectomy with a few complications (bleeding, leak, infection)
06/2017 CT scan, colonoscopy OK; CEA = 1.6

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:29 am

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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Wed Jun 28, 2017 10:14 am

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:26 pm

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Sat Jul 01, 2017 1:33 pm

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Happy Birthday to all Prancing Unicorns.............

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:23 pm

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby peanut_8 » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:51 pm

Whoa, close one!

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Terri aka peanut
diagnosed Jan 14, RC stage 2a, age 56
permanent colostomy
MSS
April 14, 28 chemo/rad with Xeloda
June 14 adjuvant Xeloda 6 rounds
currently NED

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby peanut_8 » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:58 pm

Saturday night.

Probably just as good as any other night for fart humor. :o

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New Age Retriever...

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Terri aka peanut
diagnosed Jan 14, RC stage 2a, age 56
permanent colostomy
MSS
April 14, 28 chemo/rad with Xeloda
June 14 adjuvant Xeloda 6 rounds
currently NED

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Lee » Sun Jul 09, 2017 3:39 pm

OMG way too funny. All of them :D

Lee
rectal cancer - April 2004
46 yrs old at diagnoses
stage III C - 6/13 lymph positive
radiation - 6 weeks
surgery - August 2004/hernia repair 2014
permanent colostomy
chemo - FOLFOX
NED - 10 years and counting!

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Doctor removes 4 inch sex toy STUCK in female's rectum

Postby ocstacy » Mon Jul 10, 2017 2:08 am

http://nypost.com/2017/06/27/doctors-remove-4-inch-sex-toy-stuck-in-womans-rectum/ :roll: :shock:

[url][/url]http://nypost.com/2017/06/27/doctors-remove-4-inch-sex-toy-stuck-in-womans-rectum/
Caregiver/daughter to dear mother age 77, dx 5/09/17 because of me!! :wink:
Rectal CA Stage 3 low-grade adenocarcinoma- 6 cm
Neoadjuv. Chemo/Rad. start 7/10/17 ended 08/16/17
3D Lap. surgery @ Keck USC, Dr. Sang Lee 10/17/17 temp ileostomy
11/1 back @ hospital due 2 abscess/hernia - back home 11/06/17 antibiotics
NO LYMPHS INVOLVED! NEAR PATHOLOGICAL RESPONSE! YAY! :shock:
Chemo Xeloda post-surgery following reversal 2018
Me: Colonoscopy age 38. 08/17 Benign polp.
Hemmy's post partum:roll:

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Re: Doctor removes 4 inch sex toy STUCK in female's rectum

Postby peanut_8 » Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:09 am

ocstacy wrote:http://nypost.com/2017/06/27/doctors-remove-4-inch-sex-toy-stuck-in-womans-rectum/ :roll: :shock:

[url][/url]http://nypost.com/2017/06/27/doctors-remove-4-inch-sex-toy-stuck-in-womans-rectum/



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Oh, the things people do sometimes.

A couple of weeks ago, there was a thread on Reddit, asking doctors. about the oddest thing they had seen crammed into someones posterior.

One of the stranger stories involved a gentleman who, for whatever reason, had stuck a whole frozen fish into his rectum. :shock: :shock: :shock:

Well, once the fish thawed out a bit, and he realized the scales were not conducive for retracting the fish, the paramedics were called.



“NOT A DOCTOR BUT WORKED FOR AN AMBULANCE COMPANY.

Dude was found lying face down on his couch, completely naked, with a fish tail sticking out from between his cheeks. Firefighters and Paramedics were trying their best to not laugh. He never gave an excuse. All he said was… ‘it was frozen when it went in.’ LOL the fish thawed up his ass and the scales made it so he couldn’t pull it back out.

He ended up needing ass surgery to remove the fish.

Also to top it off like I said everyone was trying to be professional, but just before the ambulance doors closed to take him to the hospital one of the firefighters pokes his head in and said ‘next time don’t play with your food buddy.’ At this point no one can keep from laughing and everyone except the patient loses their composure. The patient tried to sue the ambulance company for not being professional but soon realized it would mean this entire incident would go public and changed his mind.”


Truth is stranger than fiction. WORD
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Terri aka peanut
diagnosed Jan 14, RC stage 2a, age 56
permanent colostomy
MSS
April 14, 28 chemo/rad with Xeloda
June 14 adjuvant Xeloda 6 rounds
currently NED

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:06 pm

Was the dude's name, Rod?
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby peanut_8 » Mon Jul 10, 2017 4:08 pm

Maggie Nell wrote:Was the dude's name, Rod?


ha

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Terri aka peanut
diagnosed Jan 14, RC stage 2a, age 56
permanent colostomy
MSS
April 14, 28 chemo/rad with Xeloda
June 14 adjuvant Xeloda 6 rounds
currently NED


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