We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

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AussieAssCancer
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby AussieAssCancer » Wed Mar 01, 2017 5:00 am

Hahaha I LOVE Cards Against Humanity!! There is a bar down the road from me that has a deck anyone can use and often on a Friday afternoon we head down there and have a few drinks and cause havoc playing CAH :D
Dx Oct '15 w/ Stage 3c RC
Nov '15 - Jan '16: 3x FOLFOX and 5wks Chemoradiation w/ Xeloda
March '16: ULAR w/ temp ileostomy
Complete pathological response incl 0/12 nodes
April '16: Clear CT (NED)
May - Aug '16: 9x FOLFOX (dropped Oxaliplatin for final Rd due to neuropathy)
Dec '16: Clear CT (NED)
Feb '17: Ileostomy reversal scheduled

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Maggie Nell
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:07 am

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Holy Death
Death, dear to my heart,
Don’t abandon me, protect me,
And don’t let [fill in name here]
Have one moment of peace:
Keep him restless and bothered
With the thought of me always.
Amouse
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX
deranged LFTs April 2017
Liver U/S booked August 2017 :shock:

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Maggie Nell
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:40 am

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No comment.
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX
deranged LFTs April 2017
Liver U/S booked August 2017 :shock:

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby CatzinDJ » Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:46 pm

Some things I wish I knew:
•If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
•What's a question with no answer called?
•Why is a square meal served on round plates?
•Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
•If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
•Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
53 & Female
DX: Rectal Cancer (RC) diagnosed in Thailand
Tumor Location: Rectum
Tumor type: invasive adenocarcinoma
Tumor size: 4 mm
Tumor grade: low grade
Baseline CEA value (4.46) 5/2016
CEA 6/2/2016 4.8
Lynch- Negative.
LAR 7/13/2016 in Seatle, Wa
Home 7/18/2016.
CEA 12/9/2016 2.8
CEA 6/8/2017 5.6
Colonoscopy and Cat scan June 2017 NED? A nagging suspension of mine about the CEA rising.

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby CatzinDJ » Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:25 pm

peanut_8 wrote:I just bought a thesaurus at the store, and brought it home to find out that all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.



:D copying and stealing for my Facebook page! LOL
53 & Female
DX: Rectal Cancer (RC) diagnosed in Thailand
Tumor Location: Rectum
Tumor type: invasive adenocarcinoma
Tumor size: 4 mm
Tumor grade: low grade
Baseline CEA value (4.46) 5/2016
CEA 6/2/2016 4.8
Lynch- Negative.
LAR 7/13/2016 in Seatle, Wa
Home 7/18/2016.
CEA 12/9/2016 2.8
CEA 6/8/2017 5.6
Colonoscopy and Cat scan June 2017 NED? A nagging suspension of mine about the CEA rising.

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Maggie Nell
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Mon Mar 06, 2017 7:07 am

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Medical Warning: This is not a Chiropractor and that chest hair has been photoshopped :shock:

Pinched from The Real Hoosewives of Glasgow City
Facebook page.
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX
deranged LFTs April 2017
Liver U/S booked August 2017 :shock:

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:50 am

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8)
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX
deranged LFTs April 2017
Liver U/S booked August 2017 :shock:

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:57 am

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I love Lucy. :mrgreen:
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX
deranged LFTs April 2017
Liver U/S booked August 2017 :shock:

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:04 am

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX
deranged LFTs April 2017
Liver U/S booked August 2017 :shock:

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Sat Mar 11, 2017 9:55 am

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King Arthur wants his Round Table back.....NOW...and in the same condition it was when he
last saw it! Geddit? Good.
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX
deranged LFTs April 2017
Liver U/S booked August 2017 :shock:

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby peanut_8 » Sat Mar 11, 2017 3:18 pm

From the Nut family archive, thanks to Planet Earth II, the mating dance of the Andean flamingo.

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Terri aka peanut
diagnosed Jan 14, RC stage 2a, age 56
permanent colostomy
MSS
April 14, 28 chemo/rad with Xeloda
June 14 adjuvant Xeloda 6 rounds
currently NED

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby peanut_8 » Sat Mar 11, 2017 3:45 pm

Humorous reddit thread involving bathroom humor. Comments are hilarious.

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ ... literally/

selected comments...

I feel like you have had way too many close encounters of the turd kind if you have an acronym for it.
Picturing you as a 49 year old that got potty trained at age 24.
I'm shocked a man who drunkenly plays Pokemon and forgets he's shitting managed to find a spouse.

also including

heated discussion on preferred strategy for hygienic wiping...sitting v standing
personal note: who even knew standing was a possibility :shock:
Terri aka peanut
diagnosed Jan 14, RC stage 2a, age 56
permanent colostomy
MSS
April 14, 28 chemo/rad with Xeloda
June 14 adjuvant Xeloda 6 rounds
currently NED

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Maggie Nell
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Tue Apr 04, 2017 4:02 am

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX
deranged LFTs April 2017
Liver U/S booked August 2017 :shock:

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby justin case » Fri Apr 07, 2017 6:41 pm

peanut_8 wrote:Saw this posted on FB, by one of my very good Colon Talk friends

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Thanks, Mr. Case

When I say something here, it's usually censored, butt , I'm glad you found some of my humor ! 8)
7/11 diagnosed Stage 2 colon and rectal cancer
chemo/rad
lar/temp ilio
Reversal & port removal
21 round of chemo Folfox 9tx, 5fu 12 tx
Last treatment July 2012

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Maggie Nell
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Sat Apr 08, 2017 7:28 am

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DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX
deranged LFTs April 2017
Liver U/S booked August 2017 :shock:


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