We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

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justin case
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby justin case » Tue Jul 11, 2017 5:46 pm

peanut_8 wrote:
Maggie Nell wrote:Was the dude's name, Rod?


ha

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What's funny about that, it happens to me all the time when I don't wear my glasses :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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7/11 diagnosed Stage 2 colon and rectal cancer
chemo/rad
lar/temp ilio
Reversal & port removal
21 round of chemo Folfox 9tx, 5fu 12 tx
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Maggie Nell
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:04 pm

I have it on questionable authority that allowing a frozen fish to thaw in one's
bottom is a folk remedy for salmonella. The unfortunate gentlemen most likely
erred on the side of piscine recognition and grabbed a rainbow trout by mistake.
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby justin case » Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:28 pm

Maggie Nell wrote:I have it on questionable authority that allowing a frozen fish to thaw in one's
bottom is a folk remedy for salmonella. The unfortunate gentlemen most likely
erred on the side of piscine recognition and grabbed a rainbow trout by mistake.

Probably better, than a horny toad :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
7/11 diagnosed Stage 2 colon and rectal cancer
chemo/rad
lar/temp ilio
Reversal & port removal
21 round of chemo Folfox 9tx, 5fu 12 tx
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby peanut_8 » Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:42 pm

Maggie Nell wrote:I have it on questionable authority that allowing a frozen fish to thaw in one's
bottom is a folk remedy for salmonella. The unfortunate gentlemen most likely
erred on the side of piscine recognition and grabbed a rainbow trout by mistake.



Image

seems plausible
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MSS
April 14, 28 chemo/rad with Xeloda
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Maggie Nell
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:10 pm

Image
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Maggie Nell
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:04 am

Image
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:07 am

My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up
and said, "Sorry Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."

"Oh Darren!" she sighed. "I thought you had a real one this time."
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:07 am

oops
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

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Maggie Nell
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Maggie Nell » Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:14 am

Image
DX April 2015, @ 54
35mm poorly diff. tumour found upon emergency r. hemicolectomy
for ileo-colic intussusception.
Lymph nodes: 0/22
T3 N0 MX

JennPixie
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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby JennPixie » Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:32 am

LOL! *ow!*
I shouldn't be in this thread, laughing hurts my belly!
...
Good stuff, great giggles! *ow!*
A work in progress...
...Aren't we all.?.
8)

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Basil » Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:45 pm

This isn't a pure har har laugh but something many may relate to. I was diagnosed in March after some rectal bleeding. Was on the toilet a few minutes ago and noticed some blood on the tp. The rectal bleeding had stopped at around cycle three of pre adjuvant chemo so this sent a wave of panic from my butt to my brain. Something was wrong. Then I remembered I had LAR a week ago.

P.s. Bleeding was topical and not on my anus. Result of not having any bms for the last week and things getting dry and neglected (temp ost).
40 y/o male, kids 6&9
Dx 3/16/17, rectal cancer S3,t3,n1,m0
PROSPCT trial (FOLFOX in lieu of chemorad)
FOLFOX 4/5/17 - 6/26/17
LAR 7/31/17, temp ileo
pathological complete response
Adjuvant chemo cancelled (IDEA Study)
Ileo reversed 9/25/17
NED

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby Lee » Tue Aug 08, 2017 10:25 pm

Maggie Nell wrote:Image


That one is just too funny. Have passed it along to a friend tonight, more tomorrow.

Thanks for the laugh and the smile,

Lee
rectal cancer - April 2004
46 yrs old at diagnoses
stage III C - 6/13 lymph positive
radiation - 6 weeks
surgery - August 2004/hernia repair 2014
permanent colostomy
chemo - FOLFOX
NED - 10 years and counting!

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby CRguy » Wed Aug 09, 2017 12:35 am

Maggie Nell wrote:Was the dude's name, Rod?

Late to the party ... BUTT
I think it may have been a transgendered male, named ......wait for it :shock:
Anustasia

I'll go now

:mrgreen:

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby peanut_8 » Wed Aug 09, 2017 12:51 am

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Terri aka peanut
diagnosed Jan 14, RC stage 2a, age 56
permanent colostomy
MSS
April 14, 28 chemo/rad with Xeloda
June 14 adjuvant Xeloda 6 rounds
currently NED

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Re: We Need Some Laughs Here Reloaded for 2017

Postby peanut_8 » Wed Aug 09, 2017 1:01 am

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Terri aka peanut
diagnosed Jan 14, RC stage 2a, age 56
permanent colostomy
MSS
April 14, 28 chemo/rad with Xeloda
June 14 adjuvant Xeloda 6 rounds
currently NED


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