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Postby exaussie » Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:22 am

"Good morning, class. Today we are going to learn about diseases. Can anyone give me a sentence containing the word 'cancer'?"

"I can, Sir.


It is only socially acceptable to insult bald people if they have eyebrows.

They say those who live by the sword die by the sword.
Rubbish, I'm a blacksmith specialising in period weaponry and I've just been diagnosed with bowel cancer.


It was a very sad day when I took my cat to the vet. The vet looked at me and said, "I'm afraid your cat won't last long, it's the big C..."
"What? Cancer?" I replied.

"No," he answered
"Curiosity"
DS 26 yrs old diagnosed 6/13 T3N2aM1b
Resection 6/13
6 rounds chemo folfax
12/13 Fissure
hernia surgery 12/13
5 months break
Maintenance chemo 3/14
Crazy growth. Liver failing. Folfox and vectibex 7-29-14
Chemo failure Hospice 8/26
Left us 8/28

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