A friend made me laugh out loud tonight.
She is prepping for tomorrow's scope and she said she wasn't sure what she should do. Her directions said if her output wasn't light brown by 10:00pm, she should drink three more rounds.
I asked her if it was dark or light. Her response, "it's lighter than 80's George Hamilton!"
I just about spit my drink onto the screen! I told her I thought that was light brown and George might not appreciate being compared to her butt pee!
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cecioboe
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Wife to Jim Stage IV RC w/liver mets
DX 9/16/11
T3N1M1
Oct - Dec 2011 chemo/rad
1/04/12 ileo
1/16/12 LAR, liver resection
2/29/12 blockage, emer surg, ileo rev
4/16/12- 9/16/12 chemo
NED since 10/22/12
De-ported 6/24/16
DX 9/16/11
T3N1M1
Oct - Dec 2011 chemo/rad
1/04/12 ileo
1/16/12 LAR, liver resection
2/29/12 blockage, emer surg, ileo rev
4/16/12- 9/16/12 chemo
NED since 10/22/12
De-ported 6/24/16
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EWWWWW
just Ewwwww
sorry George
BUTT I think she's ready ....
Good scopin' to your homie
...BUTT just eewwww
just Ewwwww
sorry George
BUTT I think she's ready ....
Good scopin' to your homie
...BUTT just eewwww
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justin case
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- Location: Katy, Texas
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Butt pee 
Has this been duly noted in the list of terminology, and abbreviations ?
I hope Jim is doing well,
and from now on, all you have to think about, is butt pee from others, not in your family
Michael
Has this been duly noted in the list of terminology, and abbreviations ?I hope Jim is doing well,
and from now on, all you have to think about, is butt pee from others, not in your family
Michael
7/11 diagnosed Stage 2 colon and rectal cancer
chemo/rad
lar/temp ilio
Reversal & port removal
21 round of chemo Folfox 9tx, 5fu 12 tx
Last treatment July 2012
chemo/rad
lar/temp ilio
Reversal & port removal
21 round of chemo Folfox 9tx, 5fu 12 tx
Last treatment July 2012
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Nik Colon
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I could use some butt pee errr poo right now!
Plummings a little clogged
Plummings a little clogged
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Butt pee!!!! OMG I'm dying. This just made me laugh so hard!!!
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