O/T kind of a rant-vent with musings

[CRguy]

Soooooo .......... here we go again !


I just got thru spending my weekend dealing with all the bad juju from Friday,
looking at the lunar calendar to see if it was full moon again so soon ?

AND just resigned myself to the fact that it was .... wait for it !!!

Another Day When The Universe Just Pisses In Everbody's Cheerios !!!!


Don't you hate it when that happens ?
I do, so I have developed CRguy's rules for dealing with ADWTUJPIECs which are always going to happen.

1. I don't let small minded assholes drag me down to their level
2. I can't cure stupid
3. I know some folks will just never know the difference between shit and shinola
4. I can waste my energy reacting to negative stuff
5. I can invest my energy proactively in pursuing positive stuff
6. when I am tired of people, I take the dog for a walk
7. as Moderator I have to read all the nasty stuff
8. as a member I do not have to
9. know who the friends are and how far you can go with them
10. if you are over the top and didn't mean it ....say you're sorry .... and move on

there HAS to be a number 11 on my top ten list, 'cos like Spinal Tap my dials also have to go to 11 !
11. life's a bitch and then you die ... BUTT don't become one along the way


I see a couple of threads looking a little crispy already today
So I invoked rules numbered 1, 3,7 and decided on 5 so will now follow rule 6 for a while.

Happy ADWTUJPIEC day folks
I'll check back later.


JMO
CR

[JudeD59]

CRGuy,

Everyday when I've finished swallowing my chemo pills and having my body radiated, I step out onto my back porch with my little dog. We are lucky enough to own 10 beautiful acres and my dog and I start walking. After I've gone a few feet, one of my cats will scurry out from under a bush and join in. Before I've gone 15 feet, all three cats have joined my wandering. Just the beauty of walking through the woods with my fluffy little white dog and three cats by my side lowers my blood pressure and removes all piss from my Cheerios for a short time.

I appreciate all you do. Wishing for you many piss free days.

Judy

[aja1121]

I do not like Cheerios to begin with, even less after someone has pissed in them

[kathybrj]

I do not like Cheerios to begin with, even less after someone has pissed in them

Haha...I once heard someone say they potty trained their little boy by throwing Cheerios into the toilet and telling him to "shoot" them!

[KWT]

I think somebody shit in my lunch pale never mind my Cheerios.

[JudeD59]

Stop on by, Kenny. I'll make you a sammich. Not one of the ingredients will involve fecal matter.

[bitchslapped]

Well, CR guy...I refuse to start drinking @ 8:00 in the morning, so I guess #6 is the way to go...AND just keep on going...

BS

[KWT]

Lois, I try to wait till after 10:00 am.

[O Stoma Mia]

1. I don't let small minded assholes drag me down to their level
2. I can't cure stupid
3. I know some folks will just never know the difference between shit and shinola
4. I can waste my energy reacting to negative stuff
5. I can invest my energy proactively in pursuing positive stuff
6. when I am tired of people, I take the dog for a walk
7. as Moderator I have to read all the nasty stuff
8. as a member I do not have to
9. know who the friends are and how far you can go with them
10. if you are over the top and didn't mean it ....say you're sorry .... and move on

there HAS to be a number 11 on my top ten list, 'cos like Spinal Tap my dials also have to go to 11 !
11. life's a bitch and then you die ... BUTT don't become one along the way

I like your rule No 8. Whenever these sorts of things happen to me, as an ordinary user I always have the option to put the offending user in the Foes category. I find this very useful, since once these people are put in my Foes list, I never have to see any more nasty posts from them. The link for this is:

Manage Foes
http://coloncancersupport.colonclub.com/ucp.php?i=ucp_zebra&mode=foes

[Voxx66]

Sorry you are having a bad day CR. What keeps me going is the hope that tomorrow may be a better one.

[kiwiinoz]

I like it that someone still remembers Spinal Tap.
I also think O Stoma Mia's comments are spot on as usual

[exaussie]

I have heard beer in cheerios before--husbands a surfer and actually saw someone it that

[juliej]

CRguy, I call those bad juju episodes

Too Much Yang Not Enough Yin Days

TMYNEY days suck. The dance of harmony spazzes out and the universe starts tilting precariously towards discord and friction. Yang is will and yin is wisdom and it's wisdom we're so sorely lacking on those days.

So, yes, go for rule number 5. The ebb and flow of life will return to normal and things will be in balance again. Inward and Outward. Back and Forth. Up and Down. Light and Dark. Expansion, Release. Unfurling, Curling. We can become the weavers of our own existence if we pay attention to the flow of our lives and if we choose to dance the dance of life with intention and grace. As you, my Zen friend, do so very well.

Balance and peace to you,
juliej

[JudeD59]

Inward and Outward. Back and Forth. Up and Down. Light and Dark. Expansion, Release. Unfurling, Curling.

I sincerely hope you won't be offended by this, but for some reason this eerily reminded me of my experiences on the toilet these days.

Judy

[justin case]

Last I heard, Cherrios were a sausage down under, and probably go good with a beer at 8 AM