Rectum transplant list?

[KWT]

Why isn't there one of those? They could fix us up right quick. it's painful to think of all those dead guys rectums going to waste when so many here could use one

[KWT]

Shit they use cadavers cartlidge in some orthopedic surgeries,cornea transplants. Maybe an ass transplant just doesn't have the right ring to it.

[peanut_8]

A couple of months ago, I saw where they had invented an artificial vagina. I am not making this up. They switched it out for some lucky young lady, who had a congenital disorder, or something. I was about ready to call my surgeon Dr. S, and ask when the artificial rectum would be available. I'll ask him next month when it is time for my colonoscopy, he seems to find me amusing. Keep hoping Kenny.
cheers, peanut

[justin case]

Why isn't there one of those? They could fix us up right quick. it's painful to think of all those dead guys rectums going to waste when so many here could use one

Other than saying I know plenty of assholes, and I don't need another one, perhaps a transplanted colon or rectum could not garnish enough fluids, to make a good Zombie

[justin case]

A couple of months ago, I saw where they had invented an artificial vagina. I am not making this up. They switched it out for some lucky young lady, who had a congenital disorder, or something. I was about ready to call my surgeon Dr. S, and ask when the artificial rectum would be available. I'll ask him next month when it is time for my colonoscopy, he seems to find me amusing. Keep hoping Kenny.
cheers, peanut

Dear Ms. Nut,
Your talking to Kenny about WHAT!, after he just discovered Viagra

[BrownBagger]

I think as a matter of policy, they don't put transplanted organs into cancer patients. For one thing, the immune system hit required to avoid rejection (imagine that--rejecting some else's a-hole) would probably cause your cancer to spin out of control. Besides that, as a practical matter, it's seen as basically a waste of a perfectly good organ--for reasons that ought to be obvious.`

[KWT]

Shit I'd pay a hundred bucks for one of those blue pills I guess if I was playing hide the salami on a daily basis that could get spendy

[KWT]

I think as a matter of policy, they don't put transplanted organs into cancer patients. For one thing, the immune system hit required to avoid rejection (imagine that--rejecting some else's a-hole) would probably cause your cancer to spin out of control. Besides that, as a practical matter, it's seen as basically a waste of a perfectly good organ--for reasons that ought to be obvious.`

They wasted a perfectly good heart on dick Cheney

[chrissyrice]

OMG Kenny, this is so brilliant and yet so twisted... LMAO

I cannot begin to tell you how many people I know that should be on this list right now... they don't even have cancer but are some of the worse "rectums" I have ever met.

Thanks so much for making my day filled with laughter.... I needed this so much today.... cause I have been around some of the biggest "a**h*l*s in the last few days that I was thinking some very dark thoughts.

Kenny, thanks for your awesome sense of humor my dear man... but seriously these new 3D printers can make pretty cool things and a "new hole" would be a great gift for the holidays.

Chrissy

[justin case]

Shit I'd pay a hundred bucks for one of those blue pills I guess if I was playing hide the salami on a daily basis that could get spendy

I don't have a problem with the salami, I just wish I could get it to spit

[justin case]

OMG Kenny, this is so brilliant and yet so twisted... LMAO

I cannot begin to tell you how many people I know that should be on this list right now... they don't even have cancer but are some of the worse "rectums" I have ever met.

Thanks so much for making my day filled with laughter.... I needed this so much today.... cause I have been around some of the biggest "a**h*l*s in the last few days that I was thinking some very dark thoughts.

Kenny, thanks for your awesome sense of humor my dear man... but seriously these new 3D printers can make pretty cool things and a "new hole" would be a great gift for the holidays.

Chrissy

I work with imaging all week long being a printer, I like something 3D with a heartbeat

[KWT]

CHRISSY I didn't think you had dark thoughts. You are like a ray of sunshine to me. I mean that. So if I can crack you up a bit I'm happy.

[KWT]

Shit I'd pay a hundred bucks for one of those blue pills I guess if I was playing hide the salami on a daily basis that could get spendy

I don't have a problem with the salami, I just wish I could get it to spit

I don't know if they have a pill for that dry firing thing.

[justin case]

I love 3D as in inflatable Santa's and snowmen! I just hope my grandchildren show up at nighttime when there are not 25 dead Santa's and snowmen laying around

[ziggymonster]

Lets just see... first..... we get a complete rectetectomy then follow that with an addarectectome.....I like it, also since I've been on hormone therapy for years due to advanced prostate cancer I lost the salami somewhere along the way, so maybe I could get an addadicktomy along with my rectal procedure. Whole again !!