Sinister Project in mind/Dark Humour wanted

[Frenchie's Wife]

Well, I got my pet scan results today. It's been 6 months since my last one.

Looks like the devil is getting impatient. That rascal has been up to no good again.

My cancer has progressed quite a bit. It has returned to the original site in my colon. It has also crept down to the stem of my rectum. My lung mets have doubled in number and size. Tumors that have been dormant for years are active again. Surprisingly, my nasal tumor has has been the most stable of them all, very little growth.

Since I still have no pain this late in the game, I am reluctant to go under the knife again. Who knows what other surprises they'll find when they open me up. On the other hand, if I do nothing, I will be fertilizer by the time spring rolls around.

I will make a decision over the holidays. Realistically, I know the pain has to start sooner or later. I don't even have heartburn at this point in time !

I have decided to go to hell after all. I am fairly certain most of my friends will be there. I might even bump into a relative or two. I am going to be the biggest pain in the ass down there that the devil has ever seen. I will show him what hell is really like. He will be the one scrambling to get out !!

[bitchslapped]

Frenchie, this is not good news to hear. You must have a really high pain thresh hold or possibly you will not have a lot of pain. Could explain your fatigue though. One thing you do know is that you have a good "sniffer" on you.
Give 'em hell for sure!

I wish you peace on whatever decision you make. You're just such a trooper, though you may not feel that way. Decisions, decisions. Didn't realize surgery was an option.

Best To You
Bitchslapped

[Frenchie's Wife]

The only surgery they are willing to do at this point is related to the new cancer in the colon that should already be causing me grief.

The tumors at the original site are fairly big and may soon cause a blockage They want to put a stint in there. The other cancer spot at the bottom end is a little more complicated and I may require a colostomy bag again. I had one for a couple of years after my first surgery. I find that to be no big deal and rather convenient at times.

If we don't do something about these new developments soon, it will drastically shorten the time I have left. Dying is inconvenient at the moment. I have already made plans for next summer.

[CRguy]

Sorry for the new challenges buddy.
Keep fighting' the good fight one day at a time.
Harmony bro'
CRguy

[bitchslapped]

If we don't do something about these new developments soon, it will drastically shorten the time I have left. Dying is inconvenient at the moment. I have already made plans for next summer.

Frenchie, I love your spirit! Surely the docs must want to keep procedures minimally invasive, yet effective. Whichever gives you the biggest bang for the buck so to speak. You sound like one tough ombre.
If you feel the sudden onset of a "Hot Flash", it is me directing positive cyber energy your way!


Best Wishes
Bitchslapped

[mrcytech]

Frenchie,
I admire your spirit, and the nature in which you are handling this. I wish you nothing, but peace in your decision making. I tend to handle situations in the same manner that you do, throw some humor at it. It has always been my coping mechanism.

This is my 3rd battle with cancer. The first two times was with testicular. Those battles pretty much almost killed me, but this one is sooo much more of a pain in the ass!!!

I wish you all the best my friend.

[chrisca]

Well, if this is the second time in five years you've been given six months to live, the best reply to anyone I can think of is...

"Talk to me in seven months."

And, I hope you get a third chance to hear that prediction from your doctors. I've learned the hard way that listening to a doctor's advice can sometimes be the worst thing to do. Knowing when not to believe them isn't easy, but if you have any doubt deep inside, get another opinion. Years ago when they couldn't diagnose my cancer from obvious symptoms, I wished I had gotten one.

If you have metastasis, another idea to consider is the ketogenic diet. Some say it's bunk, but others have had success. I've not tried it, so do your research carefully before pursuing it.

-Chris.

[justin case]

Well, I got my pet scan results today. It's been 6 months since my last one.

Looks like the devil is getting impatient. That rascal has been up to no good again.

My cancer has progressed quite a bit. It has returned to the original site in my colon. It has also crept down to the stem of my rectum. My lung mets have doubled in number and size. Tumors that have been dormant for years are active again. Surprisingly, my nasal tumor has has been the most stable of them all, very little growth.

Since I still have no pain this late in the game, I am reluctant to go under the knife again. Who knows what other surprises they'll find when they open me up. On the other hand, if I do nothing, I will be fertilizer by the time spring rolls around

Luckily, I live far enough out of Houston, the buzzards are still available, I'll never make it to fertilizer

[Frenchie's Wife]

Yesterday, I took a trip and never left the house !!

I did something I haven't done in quite awhile. I put on some good tunes, sat in my lazy boy and cracked open a micky of good whiskey. I am on medication that specifically states not to use alcohol while on these drugs. I know better than to do that,it's like playing Russian roulette, but it seemed like such a good idea at the time.

Well, let me tell you, it was quite the trip. The drunker I got the more I cranked up the music. It felt like the music was flowing inside my vains and gave me one hell of a rush. It was like an acid trip back in the 60's.

I don't plan on doing that again anytime soon but I have no regrets, just the hangover from hell.

[justin case]

Yesterday, I took a trip and never left the house !!

I did something I haven't done in quite awhile. I put on some good tunes, sat in my lazy boy and cracked open a micky of good whiskey. I am on medication that specifically states not to use alcohol while on these drugs. I know better than to do that,it's like playing Russian roulette, but it seemed like such a good idea at the time.

Well, let me tell you, it was quite the trip. The drunker I got the more I cranked up the music. It felt like the music was flowing inside my vains and gave me one hell of a rush. It was like an acid trip back in the 60's.

I don't plan on doing that again anytime soon but I have no regrets, just the hangover from hell.

Thank god it wasn't acid, that stuff could be laced with strychnine (POISON), probably not healthy for some one who has done chemo(POISON) Butt on the other hand , good tunes are good tunes minus the hangover
Michael

[chrissyrice]

Frenchie,

Sounds like an awesome time... good whiskey and good music and a rush of being alive.

I have been thinking of Marco and how he just kept on living each day at a time.

Wishing you many good days ahead at this point.

[bitchslapped]

Wish I could have been there Frenchie. I could use a good drink. Maybe I need to check the arsenal tonight, see what I come up with.

BS

[justin case]

Wish I could have been there Frenchie. I could use a good drink. Maybe I need to check the arsenal tonight, see what I come up with.

BS

Last year, my wife filled the arsenal. I now have a Smith and Wesson 40., and shotgun, with enough ammunition to rob a liquor store or 10 I have been nursing a bottle of Crown Royal for 4 years now.
And people still think WEED is a hazard

[bitchslapped]

Save the bag on that Crown will ya? If you ever finish suckin on it that is. Those come in handy. In the meantime I need to work on that huge jug of 1800 Tequila, burp, excuse me.

[justin case]

Save the bag on that Crown will ya? If you ever finish suckin on it that is. Those come in handy. In the meantime I need to work on that huge jug of 1800 Tequila, burp, excuse me.

You can't drink 1800. Pura Vida tequila, is one of my new customers. Put a penny or two in the printers pocket por favor Also we do menus for a lot of restaurants across the country. Most everyone in Texas knows the Saltgrass, or McCormick and Schmick"s , Crab house , Aquarium, Landry's. Golden Nugget casino's. etc---etc