CRguy wrote:peanut_8 wrote:I'm may be going out on a limb here, BUTT it seems that BODILY FUNCTION HUMOR is always appreciated here on the Colon Club.
cheers, peanut
No Shit hey !!!
WifeOfMike wrote:Q: What do you call "fart" in German? A: Farfrompoopin!
CHEERS, Vicki
justin case »
Obviously a woman feeding her children the wrong things Notice also; this woman never blames a fart on herself, as most women. Oh yeah they all hold up their hand, and say "Sorry y'all, that was ME" NOT!
andy21 wrote:Thank God it's Friday, but I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday!
WifeOfMike wrote:justin case »
Obviously a woman feeding her children the wrong things Notice also; this woman never blames a fart on herself, as most women. Oh yeah they all hold up their hand, and say "Sorry y'all, that was ME" NOT!
I already answered that one buddy:
Q: Why don't little girls fart?
A: Because they don't have assholes UNTIL they're married.
AND.... even then we DON'T Fart..... we just "GLOW"
Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing.
CHEERS,
Vicki
peanut_8 wrote:Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
andy21 wrote:An American, a Chinese, and a Russian got in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don't belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: "I will strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I'll let you go. You can use anything you want as a shield".
The Russian goes first. He builds a solid shield from depleted uranium and composites, and hides behind it. The Devil strikes once - the shield cracks; twice - the shield falls apart; thrice - the Russian is no more.
Next goes the Chinese. He puts himself in some advanced Tai Chi position and goes into deep hibernation. The Devil strikes once - nothing; twice - the Chinese shivers a bit; thrice - the Chinese grunts, but lives. The Devil is amazed and tells him he's free to go. The Chinese asks "May I stay and watch?
I want to see how the American will do it ". The Devil nods and turns to the American: "So, what will you use as a shield?"
The American: "The Chinese, of course".
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