We need some laughs here!

[KWT]

Ok, who the hell remembers the Dexter lake club?.?.

[Scaredsless]

What kind of music do cows like? Moo'd music.

[KWT]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n_fH93Tujrk

[justin case]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n_fH93Tujrk

And I thought you already found an answer, to your ding dong problem

[KWT]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n_fH93Tujrk

And I thought you already found an answer, to your ding dong problem

That solution comes at a pretty hefty price.

[justin case]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n_fH93Tujrk

And I thought you already found an answer, to your ding dong problem

That solution comes at a pretty hefty price.

That's alright right, you can try whipping that Wang dang doodle, all night long

[andy21]

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish downtown Toronto building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.

Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says...........
"Broccoli 49 cents a pound."

[andy21]

A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when an unfortunate incident occurred. Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toilet to pee and neglected to notice that the seat was up. When she sat, she kept going!
She was just the right size and shape so that she became jammed into the toilet past her waist with her legs sticking straight up in front of her. She cried for her husband, who rushed in, and for the next hour tried desperately to free her.
In this process, they removed her sleeping gown, but this only left her naked and still stuck, with a particular part of her anatomy prominently visible between her splayed legs. Finally, the couple resolved to call a plumber, despite the embarrassing nature of their problem.
When the plumber arrived, the young man let him in, but as they were walking to the bathroom, the young man realized that his wife was exposed in a very compromising and humiliating way. Thinking fast, he ran ahead of the plumber and placed the first thing he could think of, his yarmulke skull cap, over his wife's exposed privates.
The plumber walked into the bathroom, took one long look, and commented: "Well, I think I can save your wife, buddy, but the Rabbi's a goner."

[CRguy]

"Well, I think I can save your wife, buddy, but the Rabbi's a goner."

"Broccoli 49 cents a pound."

Yes ... and YESSSSSS !

we have winner here today.......... rimshots ringing out aLLL over the land 2nite.....

yes !

Cheers
CR

[peanut_8]

I'm may be going out on a limb here, BUTT it seems that BODILY FUNCTION HUMOR is always appreciated here on the Colon Club.
cheers, peanut

[WifeOfMike]

I must say that THIS post saved my sanity on more than one occasion.
SO..... in the spirit of giving back to my loyal fellow CC buddies.... here you go
Some chuckles custom designed just for US.........

Q: What do you call a person that doesn't fart in public? A: a PRIVATE TUTOR.
Q: What's the definition of bravery? A: a man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Q: What's the difference between Mozart and Mr. Methane? A: One is music to your ear; the other is music from his rear.
Q: Why don't little girls fart? A: Because they don't have assholes until they're married.
Q: What is the Definition of bravery? A: Someone who has diarrhea and chances a fart.
Q: What is the sharpest thing in the world? A: A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
Q: What do you get if you eat re-fried beans and onions? A: Tear Gas.
Q: What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
Q: What did the high Priest comment before he flushed the toilet? A: Holy Crap!
Q: What does Mitt Romney say when he farts? A: Obama did it.
Q: What do you call "fart" in German? A: Farfrompoopin!
Q: What is it called when Queen of England farts? A: A noble gas.
Q: What does it mean to 'cupcake' someone? A: Fart in your hand and put you hand in someone's face
Q: What's the difference between a museum and a Mr. Methane act? A: One has artifacts; the other does farty acts.

A skeleton was trying to fart in a crowded place. But in the end it couldn't 'cos it had no guts.

Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?

I fart. Why?....... because it's the only gas I can afford.

If you fart during a game of Twister, you are dead to me.

it was Saturday night and the moon was green and around the corner came a fart machine
A fart was left, a scream was heard, and the moon got killed by a flying turd

Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing.



CHEERS,
Vicki

[justin case]

I must say that THIS post saved my sanity on more than one occasion.
SO..... in the spirit of giving back to my loyal fellow CC buddies.... here you go
Some chuckles custom designed just for US.........

Q: What do you call a person that doesn't fart in public? A: a PRIVATE TUTOR.
Q: What's the definition of bravery? A: a man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Q: What's the difference between Mozart and Mr. Methane? A: One is music to your ear; the other is music from his rear.
Q: Why don't little girls fart? A: Because they don't have assholes until they're married.
Q: What is the Definition of bravery? A: Someone who has diarrhea and chances a fart.
Q: What is the sharpest thing in the world? A: A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
Q: What do you get if you eat re-fried beans and onions? A: Tear Gas.
Q: What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
Q: What did the high Priest comment before he flushed the toilet? A: Holy Crap!
Q: What does Mitt Romney say when he farts? A: Obama did it.
Q: What do you call "fart" in German? A: Farfrompoopin!
Q: What is it called when Queen of England farts? A: A noble gas.
Q: What does it mean to 'cupcake' someone? A: Fart in your hand and put you hand in someone's face
Q: What's the difference between a museum and a Mr. Methane act? A: One has artifacts; the other does farty acts.

A skeleton was trying to fart in a crowded place. But in the end it couldn't 'cos it had no guts.

Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?

I fart. Why?....... because it's the only gas I can afford.

If you fart during a game of Twister, you are dead to me.

it was Saturday night and the moon was green and around the corner came a fart machine
A fart was left, a scream was heard, and the moon got killed by a flying turd

Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing.



CHEERS,
Vicki

Obviously a woman feeding her children the wrong things Notice also; this woman never blames a fart on herself, as most women. Oh yeah they all hold up their hand, and say "Sorry y'all, that was ME" NOT!

[andy21]

A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it.... Cop: "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?"
Blonde: "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65."
Cop: "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"
Blonde: "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on."

At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts trying to get out of the child-proof locked car.
Cop: "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking awful."
Blonde: "Oh... Don't know, they have been like that ever since signs read 169".

-------------------------------------------------------
A guy took a blonde out on a date.
Eventually they ended up parked at lover's point where they started making out.
After things started getting pretty good, he thought he might get lucky, so he asked her, "Do you want to go in the back seat?"
"No!" she answered.
Okay, he thought, maybe she's not ready yet. Now he has her shirt and skirt off, the windows are steamed, and things are getting really hot, so he asks again, "Do you want to go in the back seat?"
"No!" she answers again.
Now he has her bra off, they're both very sweaty, and she even has his pants unzipped. Okay, he thinks, she HAS to want it now.
"Do you want to go in the back seat?" he asks again.
"No!" she answers yet again.
Frustrated, he demands, "Well why not?"
"Because I want to stay up here with you!"

[CRguy]

I'm may be going out on a limb here, BUTT it seems that BODILY FUNCTION HUMOR is always appreciated here on the Colon Club.
cheers, peanut

No Shit hey !!!

[justin case]

Santa Claus wears a red suit he's a communist, has a long beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. Santa Claus sneaks in your house at night, He must be a dope fiend, to keep you uptight. What's in the pipe he is smoking?
Just can't get over that Christmas feeling, every day on the news there is something, we should have left near Alice's restaurant