SteveNZ wrote:PUSH HARD NOW (a true story...)
OK now breath deeply now push ....... AAAAArrrrrrgh it hurts
Keep going...... Yaaaaaaa
A qick breath, good, now push again.....
OOOWWWWWWWWWW it hurts like ..........(BEEP censored......)
Pant, pant, pant,
Its coming push harder now
wawawawa........cry, cry, cry.... sob sob in agony...
Well done now stop crying only another 52 bits of barbed wire (or razor blades) to go.....
MAN IT HURTS POOING THROUGH AN IRRADIATED POO HOLE...
**TO ALL MOTHERS- I apologise for ever wondering what it is like to give birth. Man you ladies are brave..... And have some guts. I take my hat off to you and will forever remember mothers day with respect.
Seriously though WOW it is so awful that even passing gas can have you wincing.....
My tumour is right against my anus so everything down there (including junior - other guys will know what I mean) is suffering. The medical folk are really good though and doing their best to help combat the symptoms of such radiation. And to be fair I was warned and knew what was likely.
I must admit though they need a few 'real live survivors witness accounts' rather than the perfectly correct medical description.
That is just too funny. I feel your pain. I didn't really have pain, just lots of itchness down there and no control (radiation destroyed 2/3 of my rectal muscles) thus I had lots of potty accidents. Maybe because of the muscles being destroyed, I was saved from the pain.