Here are the ones that made me laugh out loud.
When my then 5 year old granddaughter asked about my Chemo Pump I decided to make a "game" out of it and told her "It's grandma's friend and he puts medicine in her to make her better...his name is Fred"!!
My Granddaughter told her kindergarten class that Grandma has a friend named Fred that gives her drugs and sleeps with her
Fortunately she lives in a small town and the kindergarten teacher is a family friend.
When same granddaughter visited us she always wanted to sleep with us (we have a king bed). She let out a tremendous toooot and Grandpa said to her "Lauren can you fart on demand?". She looked puzzled and said "Popa I didn't fart on the man I farted on Grandma".
Kids says the darndest things