Friday Afternoon Fun

[John603]

Here's something that clubbers can appreciate:


A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead.


The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too."


The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too."


The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650." "$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man.... "Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."

[CRguy]

Thanks John, gotta keep the laffin' going on !

(( ps -took your advice from the exercise thread and did NOT do any of my own "lab" (bullmastiff) work, until the infusor is disconnected...thanks for that info too ! ))

Cheers
CRguy

[joeyooser]

Cat scan - good one.

[cptmac]

Thanks for the cheers

[pollo65]

Thank you, thank you etc. I have already shared it!




Polo65

[paula]

Thanks for sharin'

[hopeful]

Well at least there wasn't any "scanxiety" involved. I wonder if we can get that cat for my husband's scan next month?

[ams5796]

Oh John, I loved that joke. I needed a laugh today and you provided one!

Hope you are doing alright.

Ann

[BrownBagger]

Thanks, John.

[dianne052506]

Here's a guy in pain with a herniated disc and he's cracking jokes to cheer everyone up!

Did I ever say thank you to everyone for getting me through each round of chemo? If not, a big thanks, especially to anyone who can make me laugh.
Dianne

[Surroundedbylove]

Great joke to add to a great day - for my Friday afternoon fun I met Belle (NWGirl) for a great Hawaiian dinner near her home town. Not a joke but sure fun to see a Colon Clubber in person!

[Sinfulsot]

How do dogs communicate?
By pee-mail and smellphone.