Silly Sayings & Slang thread

[pearlgirl]

Radipology - what the radiologist owes you when s/he doesn't give complete information about ways to minimize radiation damage to your body

wax boogers - those little balls of sticky adhesive left behind after removing an ostomy pouch

[pearlgirl]

Love it Cr Guy...
SBD: Silent but Deadly gas released.
USBD: Unidentified Silent but Deadly gas released when you thought is was not deadly.
Nuclear Option: Releasing an USBD in aisle 5 of the grocery store.

crop dusting: releasing a string of SBD's as you cruise the length of the aisle so that everyone gets a whiff and no one is obviously to blame
(sometimes known as The Walking Farts)

periscope - the period of time immediately prior to your colon exam

[CRguy]

(sometimes known as The Walking Farts)

And if you are in the aisles at WalMart...that would be ...yup... Walfarts !

I know I started this thread, but people should not really encourage me like this

Cheers
CRguy

[kimby]

Salad Shooter: Too many green leafies and too little colon

cancer: code for waiting: waiting for doctors, scans, results, the next shoe to drop....

Fabalicious: my new outlook on life

Outwit. Outplay. Outlast.

Kimby

[CRguy]

Fabalicious: my new outlook on life
Outwit. Outplay. Outlast. Kimby

Love your spirit...and hilariass, edgy sense of humor !!!

Cheers
CRguy

[Guest]

OMG I really needed a laugh today!! This is so great!

[CRguy]

Ok I almost promise this is my last Sean Penn bashing...well maybe.

New entry into our slang thread :

PENNalty - the public abuse and humiliation you get, for saying something ignorant, insensitive and stupid, but still within the expectations of your normal character. Kind of a BUTThead...mulligan.


PENNance - the "gotta make it wright" duty owed, after being awarded a PENNalty.
(apologies to Robin Wright Penn..but couldn't resist !)

Cheers
CRguy

[jmarie]

Have I told you all how much I love you guys lately? You all have had me rolling on the floor for about ten minutes. And boy did I need it today. What a good release!!!

My poor baby girl gets blamed for strange smells. or baby farts as I call them. Then hubby says, how could that smell come from my little girl. Not sure if he believes its her or if he is just humoring me.

[CRguy]

Have I told you all how much I love you guys lately? You all have had me rolling on the floor for about ten minutes. And boy did I need it today. What a good release!!!

My poor baby girl gets blamed for strange smells. or baby farts as I call them. Then hubby says, how could that smell come from my little girl. Not sure if he believes its her or if he is just humoring me.

Ok Ok...new SLANG thread entry ....BARTs !

Barts - One of the more insidious ASScuses..blaming your BABY for your farts...Baby fARTS

Luvvin' it.

Be well Mom, and Yes..I know I need a new hobby

Many Cheers
CRguy

[jmarie]

One me and hubby use is the hurdle dash I always really have to go when I get home, no matter what time of day or what I have eaten, when my bowels pass the threshold to my house it is automatic GOTTA GO! I have 25 feet, two babygates, two anxious excited 75lb dogs jumping all over the place and various baby toys to dodge in order to get to the bathroom. I also use this when in shopping or eating out. You have to dodge slow walkers, out of control kids, find the bathroom and pray no one else is in there. Having a baby stroller throws another kink in it because you don't fit in the regular stalls, you need a handicap stall.

That is the hurdle dash

[CRguy]

That is the hurdle dash

You had me at baby gates and two dogs

Cheers
CRguy

[jmarie]

Yes..I know I need a new hobby

Please don't, you always make me laugh and laughing heals

[CRguy]

Please don't,

Oh, OK
CRguy

(tickles and giggles !)

[HollyID]

I haven't laughed this hard for months, and the tears just would not stop flowing. My dog actually came in from outside to see what I was doing.

thanks everyone for your contributions.

Holly's my name, cropdusting is my game.

[pollo65]

OMG, two days in a row, I got to giggle yesterday about farts and today about everything else---what a way to start a week end! Thank you I was contemplating going into a funk on Thursday and y'all have made it impossible.
Pollo65